8,722 Reasons Why You Should Walk Out of Your House Single
Everyone has an opinion on everything. The constant noise goes on and on and on and on and on, until you find yourself weeping in a bathtub full of Calgon bath milk, wondering what the hell you are doing with your life.
I’ve read about 1,562 articles on how to live a better life. “They” advise you to do 30 minutes of yoga with 8 hours of cardio, to wake up early at 4am to write out 700 goals, do your dream job while getting your gums checked, travel to Bolivia using only a bike to conserve energy, and start a family while being single. It all starts looking this a big mess of contradictions and endless lists.
Who are you guys that are writing these articles? Where do you live? What are your credentials? Do you know Ben Affleck? Have you read “Seat of the Soul” by Gary Zukav? How long does it take for you to down a “Burrito House” burrito? How many more seasons does “Downton Abbey” have? I just have no idea where you guys are getting this stuff from. Sounds like your own personal opinions and sounds like a surefire way to make others feel inferior about their lives.
Goals are great. Experiences are great. Not every experience is for everyone though. I will never skydive, or go up to a man and say, “hey, let’s love each other.” (wtf) I know my limits and I know what I need to do. I need encouragement, not more noise. So let’s just all encourage each other to be OUR best selves. Also, before you die you should follow Gary Busey on twitter. That’s the only piece of advice I have for you today.